AM:7

Posted on Friday, October 30, 2009  

Good morning, John Mayer Concert Tee! I’m happy to see you survived the night. I know that I said my vespers before I pulled the covers up over my lips and nose to minimize the mosquito exposure. I looked to my dresser in the dark and added a silent refrain that you, John Mayer Concert Tee, would emerge, unscathed, from that land of broken windows. That your soft-pilled black poly blend, proudly emblazoned with the two-tone visage of Mr. Mayer himself, would not be spirited away. It is morning, John Mayer Concert Tee. I have a series of problems that cannot be solved.

- Amelia Gray, AM/PM

carriecarter: fuckyeahjohnmayer: bgpb | blissed: I jizzed all up in my pants. oh jonny im totally doing a JM spam but i cant help myself…its been so long! indie Johnny, this is

carriecarter:

fuckyeahjohnmayer:

bgpb | blissed:

I jizzed all up in my pants.

oh jonny

im totally doing a JM spam but i cant help myself…its been so long!

indie Johnny, this is

October 27, 2009   112 notes  

allthingsalishan:

blissed:fuckyeahjohnmayer:

Jay-Z & John Mayer - U Don’t Know

You can’t touch John on that guitar. You just can’t.

(via youareonvisual)

Way better than that Wale/Mayer jam, too.

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DIY = "personal responsibility!"

Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009   5 notes  

agrammar:

If you want to be disintermediated—if you want to skirt or simplify the system of major-label gatekeepers and A&R concerns and marketing departments that might otherwise script your career—then you have to script your career.

teamsassypants:

8 years ago today i interviewed @johncmayer with a Home Alone Talkboy tape recorder upstairs at the 9:30 club. we ate crudites. i was 15.
thepoliticalpartygirl: All this talk of John Mayer reminded me of when he first became popular and all my friends fell in love with him when he wrote “Your Body is a Wonderland”, but all I could think was: Dude must make the weirdest faces in bed! Well, that and: This song sucks. Not that we all don’t make strange faces in bed, but most of us (non-porn stars) choose not to share those expressions with millions of people. It’s also horrifying in video. (Warning: Better mute your speakers before clicking that link.)

thepoliticalpartygirl:

All this talk of John Mayer reminded me of when he first became popular and all my friends fell in love with him when he wrote “Your Body is a Wonderland”, but all I could think was: Dude must make the weirdest faces in bed! Well, that and: This song sucks. Not that we all don’t make strange faces in bed, but most of us (non-porn stars) choose not to share those expressions with millions of people. It’s also horrifying in video.

(Warning: Better mute your speakers before clicking that link.)

June 25, 2009   23 notes  

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21)

lindseey:

  1. Jonas Brothers (88)
  2. John Mayer (46)
  3. Demi Lovato (46)
  4. Steve Perry (35)
  5. Tina Parol (31)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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“Sucker” (09/16/00 at Eddie’s Attic in Decatur, Ga.)

Napster stage patter, mid-song screw-up

see also: 09/20/00, 06/18/01, explanation 08/23/01

Eddie’s Attic-related: Jocelyn03’s “how did YOU hear about JM?” story, Emily0367’s “how did YOU hear about JM?” story, capbackfire’s “how did YOU hear about JM?” story, mayer_rock’s “how did YOU hear about JM?” story, Eddie’s Attic photo, “No Woman No Cry”, “Love Song for No One”, “Why Georgia”, “Napster Song”, “Movie Phone”, “Quiet”, “My Stupid Mouth”, “Comfortable”

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byepolar: John Mayer’s Twitter Profile pic

byepolar:

John Mayer’s Twitter Profile pic

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dianydai:

New song leak by John Mayer and Steve Jordan.

Born without….?

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